DEPARTMENT OF STUDENT LUNCH SERVICES · ACCOUNT ENFORCEMENT

The children have no jobs.
Their lunch purchases continue.

Every school day, students across America return to the cafeteria. Some have been unemployed since birth. The charges continue regardless.

OFFICE OF CAFETERIA ACCOUNT RESOLUTIONREF. LL-000184
School portrait of Carlos M.
ACCOUNT UNDER REVIEW

CARLOS M.

AGE: SIX YEARS
GRADE: FIRST
PRIMARY OFFENSE: FISH STICKS
INCOME STATUS: UNVERIFIED
REPEAT OFFENDER
OUTSTANDING CAFETERIA LIABILITY
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REVIEW FILE ↗
DELINQUENT
THIRD-PARTY INTERVENTION NOTICE

Collection attempts have been unsuccessful.

Students continue citing age, hunger, and a general inability to obtain full-time employment.

We are now accepting assistance from adults with more established financial histories. Preferably those who can reach the cafeteria counter.

HOW THIS IS SOMEHOW REAL

Carlos is fictional.
The debt isn't.

School lunch debt is real. So are the pressures that make a hot school meal important. Our invented case files make that absurdity difficult to ignore.

UNDERSTAND THE ISSUE   ↗
INTERNAL FINANCIAL ASSESSMENT

“Carlos offered one action figure as a proposed settlement. The asset has no established resale value.”

CASE LL-000184 · FINANCIAL ASSESSMENT